Jan Berger
Curatorial Detonation

After two exceedingly successful group shows hosted in the Mythical Institution's gallery realm 'an outlook', the academic board intensively pondered about ways of honouring its ethos of advancing contemporary art while sustaining a sense of curatorial flux. No solution has been found but the faculty is massively bored. And thus the Mythical Institution declares: the gallery shall be detonated.

A highly advanced circuitry powers the curatorial intervention on its opening night. It features an arcane contraption that, upon activation, pushes a boat-shaped object upwards. this will activate a tripwire hook which relays the signal all the way to the institution, where upon arrival, the dramatic events of this exhibition shall be set in motion. Jan Berger, the curator of the show, will observe the events from a safe distance in the recently erected pop-up control center.

Disclaimer: in prior to the commencement of the event, of course, all living creatures have been evacuated from the precinct. However, the post-modern formalist paintings of wild flowerfields #biodiversity are deliberately kept in place for the grand opening. Jan Berger has also stated his demand for the accursed pop-up bar to be blown to smithereens.